Mood Oracle, A disgustingly relatable oracle deck

$35.00

"JFC, HIS DAD, AND HIS DAD’S CREEPY GHOST FRIEND APPROVED!"

😬If you thought you didn’t want your mom to find your oracle cards before...

🤩The Mood Oracle is a relatable 69 card deck for your irreverent esoteric edutainment. Plastic cards that you can spill your bong water on.

🗣Here's what the metaphysical community has to say about the Mood Oracle:

“This is the deck I wish I had when I was tripping balls”

“Bigfoot’s dick is offensive. It’s so...erect.”

“I’d file a complaint about this deck but it’d probably just show up in Satan’s asshole.”

“This deck exploits Koalas.”

“I meditated a little too hard and did a little cleanse out my Poot chakra.”

🎴Use deck to:

  • Bathtub readingz
  • Test spaghetti
  • Flip at #love&light hoez
  • Build a fort to cry in
  • Scoop melted queso
  • Weed out clients without a sense of humor
  • Doubles as a passport...TO WEIRDO TOWN!